#ask cronus grub

[ask-cronus-grub]

Do you want cancer cronus? Do you want to die as a baby from lung cancer cronus? Keep smoking, and you'll die. Do you know how sad you'll make your mama if you get cancer? He'll be heartbroken! Do you wanna break your mother's heart cronus?

guys idk whens the last time hes seen his mom

[poorlydrawnkankri]

Your grub is being taken by the uhm. The guy.

it's...11pm wuh...huh???

my wiggler is wh- HUH- HEY-

MITUNA WHAT ARE Y9U D9ING???

@badlydrawn-mituna

[ ooc: I was legit passing out lmao ]

[ask-cronus-grub]

He's a little confused to what is happening

<AnOther grub tO take care Of...>

@ask-cronus-grub

[thoughtformchoreographer]

What's your opinion on @ask-cronus-grub

ERIDAN: ask wwho noww

ERIDAN: oh

MARCH: wwoah eri wwhered the grub come from?

ERIDAN: i dont knoww

CRONUS: oh my god is that me? hopy shit!

ERISOL: you 2hould probably put that back wwhere you found iit.

ERISOL: before 2ome lu2u2 ha2 a fuckiin coniiptiion lookiin for iit.

[ask-kankri-grub]

Hey Kanny have you seen your dad's new look?

He is so confused and scared right now, he wants his sad dad back.

@poorlydrawncronus

[garfield-69]

Baby cronus

He would dream of praise and encouragement from his lusus he never got in his childhood

[ask-cronus-grub]

((he's a bit confused))

gub glub!!! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

-@ask-cronus-grub

CG: ????? WHY,,, WRIGGLER IN MY HIVE????

[badlydrawnlatula]

Wader! :D -@ask-cronus-grub

th1nk you got th3 wrong dud3, dud3!

[badlydrawnporrim]

Faggot!

- @ask-cronus-grub

…..

Well, fro+m a human culture perspective, yo+u’re no+t wro+ng. I guess.

[ask-cronus-grub]

Da baby in sprite form

[ask-cronus-grub]

((would that mean these two are related..?))

In the case of @poorlydrawnkankri and 14 month old @ask-cronus-grub

YOU ARE THE FALTHER!!!

vwhat is evwen going on

[poorlydrawnerisolsprite]

Gay! - @ask-cronus-grub

"lii2ten iif youre goiin twwo iin2ult me at lea2t put 2ome effort iintwwo iit. at the vvery miiniimum call me a wwader. iit2 not oriigiinal but iit get2 the job done, al2o-"

- several castist slurs are being taught to this thing -

[relaxxattack]

if grub sauce does come from culled wigglers, like you suggested with the paints being confirmed to be that, then one has to ask: why do Beforan trolls have grub sauce?

OH SNAP. the plot thickens???????

and also, now that you mention-- here's sollux's blood once again, but now being referred to as a grubsauce substitute specifically, instead of just tasting like it.

but then again, here's cronus just using grubsauce as a word meaning blood. (seems like captors specifically get this a lot?)

what the fuck? i guess this is a mystery for the ages. which nobody is ever going to solve

[ask-cronus-grub]

@ask-mituna-grub @ask-kankri-grub @poorlydrawnkankri

have you seen the grub out of its cacoon yet?

H3'S OUT OF HIS COCOON? WAIT, H3 WAS PUPATING? 33333! HOW DID I NOT KNOW? I GOTTA GO S33!

AND... I N33333D TO DO THIS...

AND SO IN SHORT... YAOI IS WH3N TWO P3OPLE LIKE BIG CRONUS AND BIG KANKRI AR3 FLUSH3D OR PITCH TOG3TH3R! (=^･ω･^)

AND YURI IS WH3N TWO P3OPL3 LIKE ARAN3A AND M33NAH ARE FLUSH3D OR IN PITCH TOG3TH3R! ISN'T THAT JUST SO CUT3? YOU THR33 GET ME! (=^・^= ) NOBODY 3LS3 L3TS M3 TALK TO TH3M FOR 4 HOURS STRAIGHT ABOUT SHIPPING! KYAAA I'M SO HAPPY

I 3ND3D UP R3ADING ALL THR33 WRIGGL3RS ON3 OF MY FAVORIT3 3AST3RN DOUJINSHIS! (=^ω^= ) I HAD TH3M ON PILLOWS, OF COURS3! W3LL, 3XC3PT LITTL3 'TUNA. I HAD TO PUT HIM ON A KITTY BED.

AND I MAD3 SUR3 TO R3AD ON3 THAT KANKRI WOULDN'T GET SOUPS MAD AT ME FOR. (=^-ω-^= )

(W3LL... I HOP3 H3 DO3SN'T G3T MAD AT M3 IN G3N3RAL... I KIND OF DIDN'T ASK HIM IF I COULD SHOW THE WRIGGL3RS THIS... OR T3ACH TH3M ABOUT THIS... (=^‥^= )

[conceptofjoy]

hokay lemme answer rq. freaky gang yall alright. in the most basic sense. not everyone has the unhinged nature of dirk strider to draw cronus ampora in a maid dress. let alone when asked 31 times.

i wouldnt say that per say.

impressive. didnt really think roleplaying via asks was. possible. the indomitable human spirit is creative like that i suppose.

yall did a pretty good job in the cronus tag over the past 24+ hours. yep. u sure did get that fish pregnant. hope ur planning on paying grub support